By Taylor Marvin
The voting in the $10,000 blogging scholarship I’m in the running for has been reset, apparently due to rampant cheating. Revoting would be appreciated (you can vote once every 24 hours), and sorry for the inconvenience.
Plus, if I get enough votes — at least enough to get me above 0% — I can start making hilarious “I AM THE 1%!” jokes, which I know you’re all waiting for.
On a happier note, once you’ve been quoted by dating sites, you know you’ve made it.